canabruh:

All I wanna do is kiss hot boys and for them to buy me stuff wtf why is life so hard when my needs are so simple

radioheade:

women arent complicated youre just dumb

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this